Bon mots

I just want to jot down two neat things I read recently. The first is from Astonishing X-Men (3rd series) number 13.

"I'm totally cool. I'm totally calm, and I'm totally cool.
My calm is only exceeded by my cool. Which is total."

Shadowcat said that. The issue was written by Joss Whedon, as were the twelve before it and the twelve after it. His run on X-Men is probably my favorite ever.

The second is from a Halloween greeting card.

outside of card: "On Halloween, if you hear a creepy, continual scratching at the window, it's probably just a branch."

inside of card: "Zombies use them to reach the windows."